#1“Hey Rod....did you know that we ran out of toilet paper last night, and the stores are out?”
“Well did you know that you can use just any kind of paper. Many of Eaton's catalogue and a lot of daily newspapers ended up in the outhouse, that was the mainstay. Some paper will be more abrasive then others, so choose wisely. (Sometimes dampening the paper works better) A damp sponge or soft cloth will work and can be washed again and again. If you happen to be in the outdoors, Mullein leaves, moss or witches hair make very good butt cleaners.” (Just check for ticks first)
